- to disclose the names of every contributor to his foundation since its inception in 1997 and all contributors going forward.
- to refuse donations from foreign governments to the Clinton Global Initiative, his annual charitable conference.
- to cease holding CGI meetings overseas.
- to volunteer to step away from day-to-day management of the foundation while his wife is secretary of state.
- to submit his speaking schedule to review by the State Department and White House counsel.
- to submit any new sources of income to a similar ethical review.
- and admits that his impeachment wasn't about sex and that he confesses to lying under oath to Federal Grand juries on numerous occasions and willingly surrenders to authorities.
Okay, you got me. I made that last one up. How about Hillary just confesses to killing Vince Foster over the Rose law firm billing records?